My little Art-sy Bookworm

So this little guy LOVES to get into stuff. Especially his Daddy's office. Usually when Im on the comptuer this is what is going on......... he gets the chair- pushes it up to the desk, climbs up and stands on it- playing with the blinds, turning the computer on and off --playing with the phone, etc, etc, BUT today he decided to do more- he decided to leave his MARK so to speak-Magic Marker- mind you. But I must say he did a pretty good job- it does look like a little stick man with a large head. Anyway- I've been scrubbing this for hours and its still there- so Im off to the store to get one of those Magic Erasers (hope it works).

Poop Happens

Ok-- please tell me that you Moms of little boys have this happen to you too. Because if not-Im in big trouble.

It happens at bath time. Warm water, yummy suds, fun toys AND poop. Yes every time we get in the bath my little 1-1/2 yr old launches these little brown submarines. And let me tell you fishing them out with toilet paper is a futile effort. AND draining the tub is not piece of cake either- these little "tootsie rolls" get stuck in between all the little holes in the bath mat. Needless to say bath time has become a chore. My tubs gets Clorox scrubbed every night.



So if any of you out there have some suggestions- I welcome them. I wonder if they make pooper-scooper's for bath tubs? Or maybe I should put him in those Little Swimmers-- OR I could take the little guy outside and hose him down- I don't know- whaddya think?



You know Im starting to see a pattern of gross blogs here- Vomit, poop--- I need therapy.

Kristen--http://www.wearethatfamily.com/ Im right there with ya! By the way her gross stories are much more entertaining to read! You should check them out.

Its not over till its over

Ok.... so I thought we were done with the vomiting in our house. We went through my 1-1/2 yr old, my sister AND my Father in law who was visiting from California (luckily he was back in CA when his hit) - All day long my 5 year old kept complaining of a stomach ache. Feeling I should not brush this off due the past weeks current events-- I prepared. I brought out the old vomit bowl- got some towels ready and encouraged her to put her hair in a pony tail. Well at 6:45 pm it began! I was ALONE --me, the sickee and a 1-1/2 yr old who was CLINGING to my side crying while his sister was sick *sigh* THANK GOD I had the bowl-- I saved my poor rug from a deep steam cleaning. So on it went until 2:30am--- but she was still feeling quite ill until 5am-not able to sleep-so I sat up with her through the morning. I finally feel asleep at 5:15 only to have my husband come in the room at 7:30 to start getting ready for work - I looked at him with the pleading bloodshot eyes. "You want me to stay home?" He asked "YES dear God Yes" I said--I dont think I could make it today alone. So after a couple of hours of sleep Im feeling much better ready to tackle the towels, sheets and Lysol the heck out of this place. I have desperately cried "Uncle" to God and asked that this be the last one. AND did you know that you can SHED the virus for 3 whole days AFTER you start feeling better (no wonder they cant get rid of it in schools and nurseries). I know, I know Im a little anal about all this ---I live for Google-it gives me such good info You would not believe how many times the word VOMIT, CHILDHOOD ILLNESS, AND DIARRHEA have been typed into my browser. So to make me feel better Im asking all my fellow bloggers to send me your kids vomit experience (Kristen I still think your Valentines Day one takes the top).
Hope all of you are staying healthy- its a really buggar out there.

The thing I feared the most....

Happened!! I have diligently tried to keep my children from getting the stomach flu this season- well- it was to no avail. Ethan (my 1-1/2 yr old) got it! It started at 5am Friday morning and continued through the weekend. I have washed more sheets and towels than I care to remember. When the older kids get it at least they can hit the bowl- but the poor little ones let it go wherever they are and with NO warning. *sigh* See there is something you need to know about me- I have a phobia - there is even a name for it. Its called Emetophobia. Its is a fear of vomiting or fear of others vomiting. I have struggled with this fear for years and have actually been quite ashamed of it. But I would like to say Im getting better. I actually sought some help this weekend from a Psychologist (he's my father in law-so there was no charge) It helped quite a bit- but I have a long way to go. So last night I was starting to breathe a sigh of relief because no one else had caught it. Yes! All that Clorox and Lysol worked. WELL guess what? My Sister (who lives with us) was up ALL night with it. And she BARELY had contact with my son- I was the one who held him while he puked, washed his little hands and clothes. I was the one he puked ON. So now Im REALLY freaked out- if she can get it-and have hardly ANY contact with him- where does that leave me???? Lying in bed at night analyzing this till I realize I have lost HOURS of sleep over it. So I would like to report that today Im choosing to deal with this head on! Run to the roar so to speak- if I get it-Oh well- I'll deal! (now you must know the last time I vomited I was 10!!!) so to say oh well to this is huge for me. Now dont get me wrong- I have the Lysol can attached to my hip and I have contemplated EATING the Germ ex and I have made Madeleine wash her hands so much they are raw-but Im dealing! baby steps people-baby steps.

God Bless the Girl Scouts

Its that time of year again. Girl Scout Cookies!!! We ordered ours back in January and forgot about them (well I didnt) anyway for weeks now I've been craving those little morsels of sweetness and NOTHING. Dang! I should have gotten that little girls cell phone number! Anyway- my moment arrived today- there was a knock at the door and there she stood. Bag in hand and a smile on her face- I could have kissed her. I paid her quickly shut the door and ran to the kitchen. My 5 year old (bless her heart) thought they were SHOES!! she said "Wow Mommy I wonder what kind of shoes we got" (later I wished I had let her keep thinking that) because once she tasted those sweet things-it was over. So I opened 3 boxes- (I had to taste one of each) and now I suffer! Thank GOD I bought those Rolaids plus Gas relief this morning. They wash down the cookies quite nicely!

1st trimester trials

So Elaine over at The Miss Elaine-ous Life is having a past post link up-here is my post last year when I was pregnant in my 1st Trimester- THANK GOD that is over
So here it is and go visit Elaine & link up.

Many of you know Im preggo with our 3rd child. Im almost out of the 1st trimester and am glad to soon see that go. One of my biggest complaints has been the starving/nauseous/starving syndrome. Those of you who have been pregnant know what I mean. Your hungry one moment and before you can take that delicious 1st bite you have to run to the bathroom.

My current weakness is Black Walnut (a restaurant here in The Woodlands) all I can say is OH MY GOSH!!! I eat there EVERY weekend (I am not kidding) and sometimes during the week I sneak over there (dont tell my hubby). I order the SAME thing every time. Texas T-Toast Sandwich on whole wheat- no meat- and a side of picante sauce. mmmmm!!! Its this awesome breakfast egg sandwich that I sometimes dream about a night. I have tried to re-create this egg-ful wonder at home to save some dough- but it is just not the same! and do you know you cant find Texas Toast in whole wheat at the grocery- I mean come on people we're in Texas for goodness sake!!
Anyway moving onto the other cravings.....before I hop off this computer and head to BW. There are also the times when you crave something and just cant stop thinking about it till you have it- then when you have it- you dont want it. Take for example: Potato Salad exhibit A. I wanted this for days and finally gave in-went to the store got the goods to make it- made a HUGE batch of it-sat down to a big bowl of it- and ugh!! it sooo turned my stomach- so I currently have this mongo-size tupperware bowl of potato salad in my fridge- probably now growing green fluff on it. hmmm maybe I should try it with the fluff.....nah!!

Then there are the cravings I would NEVER give into. This one keeps going over and over in my brain- for weeks now. One word: GRANDY'S - anyone remember that place? they are no longer in business (thank goodness) and it was "homemade" down home country cook'n in a fast food like atmosphere. Anyway- their Chicken Fried Chicken (yes chicken fried chicken not steak), mashed potatoes, gravy and gooey white rolls-mmmm! The funny thing about this craving- Im a VEGETARIAN- I dont eat meat! So I am glad that Grandma Grandy has closed her doors.

*sigh* well all this food talk has made me hungry or maybe nauseous Im not quite sure yet. I think theres a piece of chocolate hidden in the back of the pantry with my name on it. I better go check it out. Bye for now!

Return Receipt

Have you ever had one of those days when you wish your children came with a return receipt. You know "this one's not working- I'd like to return it for another one" or "this one does not turn off- can I get a new one" Well today is one of those days. My 5 year old is in one of her whining, complaining, the world is not on my side day. My 17 month old just follows me from room to room crying for no reason. I told my husband if he comes home and there are no children to be found- I know nothing!
Its a beautiful day outside- so I bundle them up and send them out thinking "ok- this will give me at least 20 min. of uninterrupted time to drink my tea" NOT HAPPENING. 5 min. later in they come- "we're bored" "im hungry" "can I watch TV?" "Ethan dont touch me- your dirty" "waaaa waaa waaaa" . So indstead of being on the 6 o'clock news headline- reading Woodlands Mother Losses it" I have decided with the urging of my sister to "blog-it-out" and you know what- I think its working. I can make it through this day. I will keep my children a day or two longer- plus I cant find that dang receipt anywhere!