Why I dont carve pumpkins with children

So we attempted to carve our 1st pumpkin today. All was going well until my daughter decides to take the pulp and put it in the garden (the backyard) -(I dont have a garden-Im not Martha yall) anyway long story short- she talked her 2 year old brother into holding the trash bag so she could dump the guts into the bag.. yeah you know what happens next- toddler moves bag, guts go everywhere and Im on hands and knees cleaning up goop. *sigh*







the culprits.....